Friday, May 3, 2013
GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! Made In Kansas!
Oh, the hoops that poor dear Gov. Brownback is forced to jump through just to get mentioned in the nightly news. His biggest problem is that he just can't get the people in Kansas to rise up in anger at all of his hurtful and ill conceived programs. We all know that since he owns the legislature, and is presently working on packing the courts, with the exception of a few letters to the editors of the KCStar, no one speaks out against "the crazy." This is no way to get national attention. Yes, Brownback and the Koch brothers are outrageous, but in Kansas, no one dares to speak up. The Guv. needs national attention! He needs the spotlight! Won't someone PLEASE PAY ATTENTION!!!!!
Got it! I know! As of this week Sam finally got a mention by going against the federal government regarding ----- wait for it ------ gun laws!!!! What could be better? Sam is picking a fight with U.S. Att. Gen. Eric Holder. Sam says that any gun, or bullets, made in Kansas would not be subject to federal law. WE, the state of Kansas, are going to the mat on this one, by god!!!!! WE have already asked our slightly biased legislature for "225,000 dollars" to get a start on defending this new law. Money well spent - for sure! (That must be just pocket change to get the petitions printed!)
Well let the interpretations begin. Kansas against "the dad gum feds." ...... We WILL prevail, because, prevailing in this case means getting Brownback's name to the top of that "crazy list." Just hang what is best for the citizens of the state of Kansas .... never a concern. All aboard the Sam Brownback Express. Let's push that Brownback name ever upward, and don't forget how to spell Brownback -----K 0 C H!
(Photo: The "adorable" Crickett Brand "My First Rifle Collection", marketed to and designed for children, which resulted in the shooting death of a 2 year old by her 5 year old brother this week.)